Karaoké Gay Stephen Lynch

Here we are dear old friend you and I drunk again

Laughs have been had and tears have been shed

Maybe the whiskey's gone to my head

But if I were gay

I would give you my heart

And if I were gay you'd be my work of art

And if I were gay we would swim in romance

But I'm not gay so get your hand out of my pants

It's not that

I don't care I do

I just don't see myself in you

Another time another scene

I'd be right behind you if you know what I mean

'Cos if I were gay

I would give you my soul

And if I were gay

I would give you my whole being

And if I were gay we would tear down the walls

But I'm not gay so won't you stop cupping my hand

We've never hugged we've never kissed

I've never been intimate with your fist

But you have opened brand new doors

Get over here and drop your drawers