Karaoké Hallelujah Stephen Lynch

I want to write you a poem that stands the test of all time

A couplet a quatrain a ballad a note

With meter and rythm and rhyme

I want it to speak of your virtue

Sing praise to your stature and poise

I want it to capture your beauty

The soul that's alive in your voice

I want it to tell of your wisdom hHow the courage within your heart soars

But all I can think of is how I be lovin'

Them big big big titties of yours

Oh oh oh oh Hallelujah oh how my heart sings

Oh oh oh oh Hallelujah oh oh love those things

They bounce like a kid on a trampoline

They swing like a forty's jazz band

They stand up like a rock solid alibi they don't even fit in my hand

They curve like a pitch in the big leagues

They burn with a passion so hot

And that is the reason I can't wait to squeeze 'em

Them big big big titties you've got

Oh oh oh oh Hallelujah oh love's in the air

Oh oh oh oh Hallelujah oh oh what a pair

Oh I need to kneed them like sculptors kneed clay

They dance in my dreams in a graceful ballet

I'll kiss them so sweetly goodnight at the end of the day

They're firm like a

John Grisham novel

They swell like a wave in the sea

No matter what part of the room that I'm in they're always looking at me

They're soft like the cheek of a baby

They're sweet like the honey of bees

I'll never ignore them

I'll even adore them

Someday when they're touching your knees

Oh oh oh oh Hallelujah oh oh oh oh what a rack

Oh oh oh oh Hallelujah oh oh hurt your back

Oh oh oh oh Hallelujah oh oh oh oh on my knees

Oh oh oh oh Hallelujah oh oh double d's

Oh oh oh oh Hallelujah oh oh oh oh glory be

Oh oh oh oh Hallelujah oh oh set them free