Karaoké Lullaby (the Divorce Song) Stephen Lynch

Hush little girl

Sweet baby don't cry tonight

Daddy is here and he'll sing you a soft lullaby tonight

Why can't it all be like it was before

How can I explain why mommy's not here anymore

'Cos daddy likes porno and ten dollar whores

Daddy gets wasted and robs liquor stores

Daddy likes rubbin' against little boys on the bus

I think that's why mommy left us

Mommy left us

Hush little girl

There is no reason to fret tonight

Don't mind the smoke

Daddy just wants to forget tonight

Soon it will all be like it was before

Any minute she will walk through that front door

But daddy plays poker and drinks lots of beer

Then he wants sex that involves mommy's rear

Daddy has sores on his naughty parts oozing with puss

I think that's why your mommy left us

Please don't cry

I swear I'll try to be here by your side

Right after daddy gets home from the bar

Visits his bookie and steals a new car

He'll drive to the strip club and if daddy plays his cards right he'll bring home your new mommy tonight

Lai dee dai

Lai dee dai dai

Dee dai dai dee dai

Lai dee dai

Lai dee dai dai

Dee dai dai dee dai

Dee dai dee dai dee dai

Dee dai dai dee dai