Karaoké Special Stephen Lynch

When I was a boy of ten

I had a very best friend

Ed was kind with good intent but just a little different

Oh special Ed mama dropped him on his head

Now he's not so bright instead he's a little bit special

Just a little bit special

We'd play tag and he get hurt

I'd play soldier he'd eat dirt

I liked maths and the spelling bee

Ed liked talking to a tree

Oh special Ed mama dropped him on his head

Now she keeps him in the shed

'Cos he's a little bit special just a little bit special

I ran track hung out in malls

Ed ran headfirst into walls

I had girls and lots of clothes

Ed had names for all his toes

Oh special Ed mama dropped him on his head

Now he thinks he's a piece of bread

'Cos he's a little bit special just a little bit

One day talking to special Ed he grabbed a brick and he swung at my head

And as he laughed at me thats when I knew

That special Ed just made me special too yeah

Now I laugh as I count bugs

I give strangers great big hugs

Next to me Ed is fine yeah, he's a fucking Einstein

Oh special Ed and me now we're not right in the head you see

Now we're not so bright instead

We're a little bit special just a little bit special

That fucker Ed made me special just a little bit

Just a little bit special