Karaoké Talk to Me (live) Stephen Lynch

I came down to the breakfast table felt like I could cry

I tried so hard but wasn't able to Look you in the eye

For I am feeling so ashamed yes I have brought disgrace

Can tell I've soiled my good name by the look upon your face

Well it seems last night you caught me spankin' it

No use denyin' it well

I was really crankin' it

It wasn't my fault and it wouldn't be so bad

If you could just forgive me and talk to me dad talk to me dad

No I didn't hear you enter no I didn't hear the door

With my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor

Now burnt into your brain is an image you depise

Like blood and guts and starvin' kids and Stevie Wonders eyes

Well it seems last night you caught me spankin' it

No use denyin' it I was really crankin' it

Well dry your eyes and don't be so sad

But I wouldn't use those tissues they've already been had talk to me dad

Yeah the look upon your face made my swollen gland diminish

So I said could you close the door I really wanna finish

Now the daddy im ashamed and id completly understand if

You never wanna hug again or even shake my hand

Well it seems last night you caught me spankin' it

No use denyin' it I was really crankin' it

Well please calm down and don't get mad just because it was your bed it's not that bad

It's not that bad not that bad talk to me dad

Wooh when I was only seventeen you told me it was dirty

So it must be really creepy when your kid is pushin' thirty

But you cannot tell me dad you have never had a whack

At the thing that hangs below your belt and bumps into your sack

Well it seems last night you caught me spankin' it

No use denyin' it I was really crankin' it

Now dry your eyes and don't be sad

But I wouldn't use those tissues they've already been

But just because it was your bed it's not that

The Rascals in were down tomorrow night

And ocean township on friday oh yeah

Might so hormy get ridiculous in the life at your respect

Chokin' chain in your reduvius at leght me make refue

Or die on the hadement fitch year old