Karaoké Vanilla Ice Cream Stephen Lynch

Have a seat and listen please don't say a thing

The matters of the heart sometimes the truth will ever sting

Just don't take it personally this is no attack

But we will never last because I'm white and you are also white

I only like black girls the brown girls the café au lait

Caramel girls and mocca girls just blow me away

If your a nubian I want you to be in every fantasy

But if you're a whitey say nighty nighty your just not the girl for me

Oh I hate vanilla ice cream

I like chocolate instead

I hope she likes her soul food with a little wonder Bread

Don't call it jungle fever 'cos that just isn't right

I am not a racist some of my best friends are white

I just prefer black girls the brown girls the café au lait

A caramel girls mocca girls just blow me away

If you're a cracker you better get blacker or else you best get out

It is no mystery I like a sister see that's what I'm talkin about, ooh ooh ooh

Our wedding song will be ebony and ivory

And we'll sing Christmas carols round the old Kwanzaa tree

But color is not the issue here it's dignity it's class

It's all about her heart okay it's partly about that ass

I want me some black girl the brown girl the café au lait

A caramel girls and mocca girls just blow me away

If you're a honky you're singin the wrong key it's the honest truth

The skin that she's dwellin in must contain melanin that is the fountain of youth

Thomas Jefferson

Robert DeNiro

David Bowie

To a certain extent

Ted Dansen

Strom Thurmond

Strom Thurmond yeah