Karaoké You (Prettier Than) Stephen Lynch

Hand in hand we walk the city 'neath the darkened skies

Stealing kisses in the shadows away from prying eyes

Hiding out from those we know secrets whispered voices low

Pulses raising hearts aflame

A love that dare not speak it's name

Well we just can't let people see

That you're not hot enough for me

Don't tell our families or our friends

Say one word and this thing ends

It's true 'cos I'm prettier than you

I'll take you on a special date enjoy your company

If someone we know happens by

Just hide behind that tree

To a late night picture show or planetarium we'll go

A midnight picnic in the park anywhere that's really dark

Well we just can't let people see

That you're not hot enough for me

But I'll enjoy this right or wrong

'Till someone better comes along

My boo someone prettier than you

I wish I weren't a shallow man

I wish that I cared not

I wish I weren't so superficial

I wish you were more hot

It should not be a shame to see

I love your personality what we have is good and true

For you've got me and lucky you

Oh we just can't let people see that you're not hot enough for me

So close your eyes and sing along at least I wrote you a love song

It too is prettier than you