Karaoké Tulane Steve Gibbons Band

Tulane and Johnny opened a novelty shop

Back under the counter was the cream of the crop

Everything was clickin' and the business was good 'till one day lo and behold an officer stood

Johnny jumped the counter but he stumbled and fell

Tulane made it up

Johnny fell as he yelled

Go ahead on Tulane he can't catch up with you

Go Tulane he ain't man enough for you

Go Tulane use all the speed you got

Go Tulane you know you need a lot

Go Tulane he's laggin' behind

Go 'head on Tulane go 'head on

Go by your father's house and tell him business is slow

See if he will loan us something soon you get the dough

Put the cat out in the hall and rumple up the room

Go by doctor Keller's tell him you swallowed some perfume

Tell him we need him quick so he may have to testify

You been sick all day and that's a perfect alibi

Go ahead on Tulane he can't catch up with you

Go Tulane he ain't man enough for you

Go Tulane use all the speed you got

Go Tulane you know you need a lot

Go Tulane he's laggin' behind

Go 'head on Tulane go 'head on

Go let Danny drive in case you run into the man

Back by the shop and git the stuff and hide it in the van

Go back to your father's get the money for the bail

Bring it down and bail me out this rotten funky jail

We gotta get a lawyer in the click of politics

Somebody who can win the thing or get the thing fix

Go ahead on Tulane he can't catch up with you

Go Tulane he ain't man enough for you

Go Tulane use all the speed you got

Go Tulane you know you need a lot

Go Tulane he's laggin' behind

Go 'head on Tulane go 'head on

Go 'head on Tulane go Tulane go Tulane go Tulane

Go Tulane he's laggin' behind

Go 'head on Tulane go 'head on

Ooh

Tulane

Yeah

Tulane