Karaoké Eight Miles Wide Storm Large

All of my life

I've never fit but I won't complain and I won't quit

I am enormous

Get used to it

Everyone tells me

I'm too much

Maybe it's just you're not enough for me

Can't you see

I'm the kind of woman

I'm supposed to be

Hey my vagina is eight miles wide

Absolutely everyone can come inside

If you're ever frightened just run and hide

My vagina is eight miles

Wide

Wide

Tell me what is womanly to you

Strong but not too much of a brute

It's cool if she's powerful but way better if she's cute

Well for all of us girls who don't fit in

I say Go Amazonian

You can be a kick-ass bruiser and be femini-i-ine

Hey my vagina is eight miles wide

Absolutely everyone can come inside

If you're ever frightened just run and hide

My vagina is eight miles

Wide

Wi-i-ide

Now I am not loose and I'm not a whore

This is a metaphor for

My super vigantastically mystical feminine goddess core and

I hate it when women make that noise that we don't need daddies men or boys

Even the hardcore dykes like cock-shaped sex toys

Oh

My vagina

It's universal

Like a penis but reversible

Come on in, the water's fine

It's not my vagina

It's our vagina

My vagina is eight miles wide

Absolutely everyone

My vagina is eight miles

Eight miles wide can come inside

Come in, come in

Come inside

If you're ever frightened just run and hide

Echo, echo

Echo woah woah woah woah

My vagina-na-na-na-na

Woah woah woah

Just the boys

Na-na-na-na

My vagina is eight miles wide

Absolutely everyone can come inside

If you're ever frightened just run and hide

My vagina

My vagina is eight miles wide

Absolutely everyone can come inside

If you're ever frightened just run and hide

My vagina is eight miles

Eight miles

Wi-i-i-ide

Oh

Vigantic

Vigantic

Vigantic

A big big love

Vigantic

Vigantic

Vigantic

A big big

Love