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My brothas don't dab we just vossi bop

I tell your girl to link me at the coffee shop

Gettin' freaky in the sheets we're takin' body shots

Then I finish with a facial just to top it off, ay

My brothas don't dab we just vossi bop

I tell your girl to link me at the coffee shop

Gettin' freaky in the sheets we're takin' body shots

Then I finish with a facial just to top it off, ay

You ain't got a clue let's be honest

I had a couple seeds and made a forest

I put in the work and take the profit

Lookin' at my girl like what a goddess

Rule number two don't make the promise

If you can't keep the deal then just be honest

I can never die

I'm Chuck Norris

Fuck the government and fuck Boris, yeah

I'm a villain kill 'em when I'm barrin'

Brothers in the hood just like the movie that I star in

Servicin' my whip, I phone the boss to bring my car in

I could probably take your chick but I just wouldn't 'cos she's jarrin'

Oh, I got the sauce

Don't know what you thought

Catch me up in snowin' in my sliders and my shorts

Chicks tryna get my brotha

Flips to share his thoughts

I think he's tryna tell me

I should tell her he don't talk

I don't fuck with her

Yeah, I used to hit it but you're stuck with her

Man, I wouldn't even try my luck with her

Gyals say I'm boujee

Way too exclusive

Chillin' in Dubai, know

I get it all inclusive

Now may I ask if you can find it in your spirit

To leave us all alone and go and mind your fuckin' business

Lookin' in the mirror sayin'

Mickey, you're the illest

Man, I'm James Bond, tryna live my movie like I'm Idris

What we tellin' 'em, look

My brothas don't dab we just vossi bop

I tell your girl to link me at the coffee shop

Gettin' freaky in the sheets we're takin' body shots

Then I finish with a facial just to top it off, ay

My brothas don't dab we just vossi bop

I tell your girl to link me at the coffee shop

Gettin' freaky in the sheets we're takin' body shots

Then I finish with a facial just to top it off, ay

My brothas don't dab we just vossi bop

So much vossi I might open up a vossi shop

Mummy sayin' that I need to get some sleep

All this flyin' overseas always fuckin' up my body clock

And all this stress has got me rackin' up my brain

So tell these likkle fishes back up off my name

I ain't gotta be a rapper with a chain 'cos the rules are kinda different when you're baddin' up the game

Baddin' up the game bad it up again

Had 'em up before

I'll have 'em up again

Fake brothas, man your mandem all pretend

Pussy by himself he's badda with his friends

Oh, you man are so insecure, man it's a joke

I need a Ballon D'Or 'cos I'm the G.O.A.T

If you believe in your source then raise a toast

These are some genius thoughts, so make the most

Told her, save me some

I need all the homage could you pay me some

Man are dropping bangers on your baby mums

Girls say I'm rude they wanna see me nude

My name's Stiff Chocolate

I got nothin' left to prove

I've got holes in my lapel rubbin' shoulders with your girl

Which one of said that I would go to jail

Well, I guess you'll have to hold a 'L'

Tell 'em this is London City we the hottest in the world

Well, we tellin' 'em, look

My brothas don't dab we just vossi bop

I tell your girl to link me at the coffee shop

Gettin' freaky in the sheets we're takin' body shots

Then I finish with a facial just to top it off, ay

My brothas don't dab we just vossi bop

I tell your girl to link me at the coffee shop

Gettin' freaky in the sheets we're takin' body shots

Then I finish with a facial just to top it off, ay