Karaoké Ode to the Bouncer Studio Killers

Ooh let me in or

I'll get physical with you

I just gotta dance right now it's critical to do

No I haven't had no dope lift up the velvet rope

Mister doorman stop teasing

I'm freezing out here

See I've got friends inside it's my birthday tonight

And I'm not wearing trainers not to mention knickers

It's futile to debate with Saint Peter at the gate

Made of protein milkshake and low carb intake

'Cos all in all you're just another prick at the door

Ooh let me in or

I'll get physical with you

I just gotta dance right now it's critical to do

Bouncer hey bouncer bouncer bounce bounce bouncer

I just gotta dance right now it's critical

Oh bouncer empowered and aroused

I see it in your trousers and in the way you browse her

Look she's in what?

Her dress is up to waterline bitch is clearly borderline

Nose as white as

Snow White's in moonlight

We standing all in front of another prick at the door

Ooh let me in or

I'll get physical with you

I just gotta dance right now it's critical to do

Bouncer hey bouncer bouncer bounce bounce bouncer

I just gotta dance right now it's critical bounce bounce bouncer

Ooh let me in or I'll get physical

I just gotta dance right now it's critical

So you can play karate you thick illiterati

I'm a black belt in life so go home to your ugly wife

You forgot in your wisdom that window to the ladies room

A whole new possibility for a cat like me

Ooh let me in or

I'll get physical with you

I just gotta dance right now it's critical to do

Bouncer hey bouncer bouncer bounce bounce bouncer

I just gotta dance right now it's critical