Karaoké It Happens Sugarland

Missed my alarm clock ringing woke up, telephone screaming

Boss man singing his same old song

Rolled in late about an hour no cup of coffee, no shower

Walk of shame with two different shoes on

Now it's poor me why me, oh me, boring

The same old worn out blah blah story

There's no good explanation for it at all

Ain't no rhyme or reason no complicated meaning

Ain't no need to over-think it let go, laughing

Life don't go quite like you planned it

We try so hard to understand it

The irrefutable indisputable fact is pshhhhh, it happens

My trusty-rusty had a flat

I borrowed my neighbor's Cadillac

I'll be right back going down to Wally World

That yellowed light turned red too quickly

Knew that truck the moment it hit me

Out stepped my ex and his new girl sorry 'bout your neck baby

But it's poor me why me, oh me, boring

The same old worn out blah blah story

There's no good explanation for it at all

Ain't no rhyme or reason no complicated meaning

Ain't no need to over-think it let go, laughing

Life don't go quite like you planned it

We try so hard to understand it

The irrefutable indisputable fact is it happens

Ain't no rhyme or reason no complicated meaning

Ain't no need to over-think it let go, laughing

Life don't go quite like you planned it

We try so hard to understand it

The irrefutable indisputable fact is

Yeah, the irrefutable indisputable, absoluteable totally beautiful fact is pshhhhh, it happens