Karaoké Send Me Your Money Suicidal Tendencies

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Welcome to the

Church of Suicidal

We'll have a sermon and a wonderful recital

But before we go on there's something

I must mention

An important message I must bring to your attention

I was in meditation and prayer last night

I was awakened by a shining bright light

Overhead a glorious spirit

He gave me a message and you all need to hear it

Send me your money that's what he said

He said to send me your money

Now if you can only send a dollar or two

There ain't a hell of a lot I can promise to you

But if you want to see heaven's door

Make out a check for five hundred or more

Send me your money do you hear what I said send me your money

Now give me some bass ooh yeah that's how he likes it

Now give me some silence for all you sinners

Now give me more bass yeah that was funky

Now take them on home

Brother Clark

Send me your money

Here comes another con hiding behind a collar

His only god is the almighty dollar

He ain't no prophet he ain't no healer

He's just a two bit goddamn money stealer

Send me you gotta send me

Send me your money you hear what I'm saying

You got to send it ya'll send it send me your money

Now all that you give is your own choice

But to me it is the difference between a Porsche and a Rolls Royce

I want you to make it hurt when you dig into your pocket

'Cos it makes me feel so good to watch my profits rocket

Now dig in deep dig real deep into your pocket

I want you to make it hurt we'll take cash

We'll take checks we'll take credit cards we'll take jewelry

We'll take your momma's dentures if they got gold in them

So whose gonna be the new king of the fakers

Whose gonna take the place of

Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker

See my momma she didn't raise no fool

'Cos you can't put a price on a miracle amen