Karaoké Pirelli's Miracle Elixir Sweeney Todd (2007 film)

Ladies and gentlemen

May I have your attention, please

Do you wake every morning in shame and despair

To discover your pillow is covered with hair

Or ought not to be there

Well, ladies and gentlemen

From now on you can waken at ease

You need never again have a worry or care

I will show you a miracle marvelous, rare

Gentleman, you are about to see something

Wot rose from the dead on the top of my head

T'was Pirelli's

Miracle Elixir

That's what did the trick, sir

True, sir, true

Was it quick, sir

Did it in a tick, sir

Just like an elixir ought to do

How about a bottle, mister

Only costs a penny guaranteed

Does Pirelli's stimulate the growth, sir

You can have my oath, sir

'Tis unique

Rub a minute

Stimulatin', i'nn'it

Soon you'll have to thin it once a week

Pardon me, ma'm what's that awful stench

Are we standing near an open trench

Must be standing

Pardon me, sir what's near an open trench

Buy Pirelli's

Miracle Elixir that awful stench

Anything more slick, sir soon sprouts curls

Try Pirelli's when they see how thick, sir

You can have your pick, sir of the girls

Wanna buy a bottle misses

What is this

What is this

Smells like piss

Smells like, ew

Looks like piss

This is piss

I wouldn't touch it if

I was you, dear

Piss with ink

Let Pirelli's activate your roots, sir

Keep it off your boots, sir eats right through

Yes, get Pirelli's use a bottle of it

Ladies seem to love it

Flies do too