Karaoké Big Boy (live Saturday Night Live) SZA

Winter has arrived y'all

Temperature's droppin' and you know what that means

It's cuffin' season

That time of year when we find a man to keep us warm through these cold months

But not just any man will do

That's right

We out here lookin' for some big boys

It's cuffin' season and now we've got a reason to get a big boy

I need a big boy

Give me a big boy

It's cuffin' season and all the girls are leavin' to get a big boy

I need a big boy

I want a big boy

I need a big boy w-with polar bear arms

Keeps me warm in a winter snow storm

Wind chill is bitin' but his jackets are zipped

He bring in my groceries in just one trip

'Till the sun comes back

I need a big boy hottie

Makes his own heat with his big boy body

For the next three months skinny boys is dead

Forget a six-pack

I need the whole damn keg

Big boy w-with a big ol' back

A California king

Refrigerator stacked

With steaks on steaks on steaks on steaks on steaks

Bu-bu-butter, bacon, cheese and lasagna in the tray

Need an enormous man with an enormous stand

Feeds me snacks with his enormous hands

And I hope he asks me to be his winter-wife 'cos messin' with a big boy will change your life

It's cuffin' season and all the girls be needin'

I need a big boy

I want a big boy

Give me a big boy

I need a big boy

Body like a bouncer

Big mouth-breather and legs like a monster

Get in the bed and he gonna do me right

And when we all done he gonna snore all night

And then he stops

Hey

Babe

Did this man just die

Anything I need my big boy got it

If I need a snack he got Snickers in his pocket

Big warm hoodie

Yeah you know

I'm gonna rock it

And if we gon' travel you know he gon' put me in first-class 'cos he don't fit in the back

Hey big boys

Go big boys

Hey, big boys

I like 'em big boys

Oh w-w-w-w-w-w-wait Punkie

I thought you only liked girls

I love girls but they can't keep me warm

I wanna be the little-spoon sometimes

It's like this

I been mannin' up the whole year

Takin' care of kids and wife

I mow the lawn

Take out the trash

You don't think that I be tired

All I do is work and stress and I could use a big boy so I could just relax

He need to have them love-handles in the front and in the back

And yes I want 'em three layers like McDonald's Big Macs

But if we talkin' girls

Yo I like my women big and it don't matter what the season

Like 'em thick all year

Yeah yeah

It's cuffin' season and now we got a reason to get a big boy

I want a big boy

Give me a big, big, big boy

Big b-big b-big boys