Karaoké The Bidding Tally Hall

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I've been sleepin' in a cardboard box

Spendin' every dollar at the liquor shop

And even though I know

I haven't got a lot

I'll try to give you love until the day you drop

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I've been trainin' like a Pavlov dog

Let my independence out to take a hike

All you gotta do is activate my bell and I'll fetch you anything you like

Goin' once

Goin' twice

Every man here has a price

Over where

Over there

Sold to not a single lady in here

I've been here like a thousand times

Dated every woman in the atmosphere

I've been to every continent

Broken all the hearts in every hemisphere

And if I'm not the type of guy you like to circumvent just remember not to love me when I disappear

I graduated at the top

I like to take advantage of the bourgeoisie

So if you have a fantasy of bein' a queen maybe you should blow a couple bucks on me

Goin' once

Goin' twice

Won't these gentlemen suffice

Any here

Any there

Any motions anywhere

Goin' twice

Goin' thrice

Guess this means we'll go four times a lady

I promise I'll be all you'll need

Ever need

You'll never have to shop around

And I'll give you all you'll ever need, ever need

Don't worry I will never let you down, let you down

Don't worry I will never let you down

So many ladies are wantin' for mates

And the prospects are good but the date's never great

Over here, over there

Over where, anywhere

They're too busy with winnin' the biddin' to care

And he's sold