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Set fire to your hair

Poke a stick at a grizzly bear

Eat medicine that's out of date

Use your private parts as piranha bait

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

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So many dumb ways to die

Get your toast out with a fork

Do your own electrical work

Teach yourself how to fly

Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to di-i-ie

So many dumb ways to die

Invite a psycho-killer inside

Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride

Take your helmet off in outer space

Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to di-i-ie

So many dumb ways to die

Keep a rattlesnake as a pet

Sell both your kidneys on the Internet

Eat a tube of superglue

I wonder what this red button do

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to di-i-i-ie

So many dumb ways to die

Dress up like a moose during hunting season

Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason

Stand on the edge of a train station platform

Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing

Run across the tracks between the platforms

They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly

The dumbest ways to die

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Dumbest ways to di-i-i-ie

So many dumb

So many dumb ways to die