Karaoké Fuck Her Gently Tenacious D

This is a song for the ladies

But fellas listen closely

You don't always have to fuck her hard

In fact sometimes that's not right to do

Sometimes you've got to make some love

And fucking give her some smoochies too

Sometimes you got to squeeze

Sometimes you've got to say please

Sometime you've got to say hey

I'm gonna fuck you softly

I'm gonna screw you gently

I'm gonna hump you sweetly

I'm gonna ball you discreetly

And then you say hey I bought you flowers

And then you say wait a minute Sally

I think I got something in my teeth

Could you get it out for me?

That's fucking teamwork

What's your favorite posish?

That's cool with me

It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you

What's your favorite dish?

I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar

And then I'm gonna love you completely

And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly

And then I'll fucking bone you completely

But then

I'm gonna fuck you hard

Hard