Karaoké POD (The Pick of Destiny) Tenacious D

'Cos it's the Pick of Destiny

Child you know where we'll be rockin' 'cos it's fuckin' insane

It's just the Pick of Destiny

Child, more precious than a diamond on a platinum chain

In Venice Beach there was a man named Kage

When he was buskin' he was all the rage

He met Jables and he taught him well all the techniques that were developed in hell

Cock-pushups and the power slide

Gig simulation

Now there's nowhere to hide

They formed a band they named Tenacious D and then they got the Pick of Destiny

'Cos it's the Pick of Destiny

Child you know where we'll be rockin' 'cos it's fuckin' insane

It's just the Pick of Destiny

Child our tasty grooves are better than a chicken chow mein

'Cos he who is sleazy is easy to pleasy

And she who is juicy must be loosy-goosey

And he who is groovy will be in my movie

So come on

The wizard and the demon had a battle royale

The demon almost killed him with an evil kapow

But then he broke his tooth and thus the demon said Ow

'Cos it's the Pick of Destiny

Child you know where we'll be rockin' 'cos it's fuckin' insane

It's just the Pick of Destiny

Child you know our movie's better than The Citizen Kane

'Cos he who's a geezer must live in my freezer

And she who is snarky is full of malarkey

And he who is groovy must be in my movie

So come on

Woah 'cos if you're a diva then go to Geneva

And if you're a crony then suck on my boney

And if you are groovy then get in my movie

It's called the Pick of Destiny

The Pick of Destiny