Karaoké The Gaa, The Ska, The Ra The 2 Johnnie's

I met her above in college in Dublin

She was studying arts or history or something

I said d'you wanna go for something to eat with a flake of pints on Camden street

She was pure sound gorgeous and curvy

She knew how to wear that freshers jersey

She sang The Rattlin Bog at the counter of the pub

I knew right then

I'd fell in love

She said I'll tell you something 'bout me

Don't judge my family

Sure everyone's people half mad

Yours couldn't be that bad

She likes the Gaa

The ska

'Cos is a big scary fucker

I think her Da's in the Ra from South Armagh

Ah, boys

The scenes

The girl of my dreams

But I'm terrified of her family

Two out of three ain't bad

The Gaa

The Ska and the Ra

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I met her father of a Friday evening

He was in his garden washing diesel

In the shed there was a twelve foot Irish flag and about twelve thousand cartons of fags

So what are your intentions with my daughter

You better be taking her up that altar

The night when I took off her bra

I couldn't get the horn thinking 'bout her Da

She likes the Gaa

The ska

'Cos is a big scary fucker

I think her Da's in the Ra from South Armagh

Ah, boys

The scenes

The girl of my dreams

But I'm terrified of her family

Two out of three ain't bad

The Gaa

The Ska and the Ra

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She said don't mess with me, boy

I'm from up the North

I've heard all the lines

I've seen your sort

Well, I can compromise if you can

Wait 'till I tell her we're vegetarian

One, two, three

Well, we got married in a church in Ardee

There was a few dodgy heads at the ceremony

Now I help her father chopping sticks

We just don't talk about politics

She likes the Gaa

The ska

'Cos is a big scary fucker

I think her Da's in the Ra from South Armagh

Ah, boys

The scenes

The girl of my dreams

But I'm terrified of her family

Two out of three ain't bad

The Gaa

The Ska and the Ra

Tuh tuh duh duh duh duh

Tuh tuh duh duh duh duh

Tuh duh duh duh duh

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The Ska

The Gaa and the Ra

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The Ska

The Gaa and the Ra