Karaoké Drinking Song for the Socially Anxious The Amazing Devil

Mmh mmh mmh mmh mmh

Mmh

Mmh mmh mmh

Mmh mmh mmh

Hmm mmh mmh mmh mmh

Mmh mmh mmh mmh mmh

Mmh mmh mmh mmh mmh

Mmh mmh

And we're singing

Hrm hrm hrm hrm

What's my note

Ha ha

In the back of a cab like a puppet with no strings

Untangling my headphones 'cos sometimes they're the only thing

That keeps my head in place

Keeps my head in place

Arriving at the door

I hope to God I'm not the first

My heart is tearing pages from that funny story I rehearsed

I know I won't be long 'cos I know I don't belong

'Cos though my jokes are my armour and my kindness is my sword

The party swirls around me in a dress I can't afford

I do my best to breathe but they're stealing all the air

And the hum from the fridge'll

Mmh mmh mmh

Mmh mmh mmh sing me soft little vigils

As all my steps too far keep telling me

This is who you are

I should go home

I should go home

I'm not lonely

Just like being on my own

And I'll sing silence and ask my glass of wine

I'll sing silence and ask my glass of wine for guidance for guidance

I might not

I might not make it tonight make it tonight

And I'll speak with my eyes

You'll think I'm weird

I'll speak with my eyes

You'll think I'm weird

One sympathizes

One sympathizes

I might not

I might not make it tonight make it tonight

Because I don't find this

Because I don't find this easy like you easy like you

Gonna go home and show my cat some

Cat some memes memes

'Cos he's awesome like me

'Cos he's awesome like me

Like me

Like me

Mmh mmh mmh mmh

Mmh mmh mmh mmh mmh

Mmh mmh mmh mmh

Now I'm lying on a bed full of coats

Trying desperately to cope

When you open up the door say something stupid like

You're lying on some coats

You're lying on some coats

I say I know

Just sometimes nice to feel what it's like to be in someone else's coat

Bursting at the seams

Now we're bursting at the seams 'cos the noise is crushing us

We think it's so much worse than it seems

But that voice unsaid

But that voice unsaid is rushing us and is rushing us in a moment of total rapture

With every strength I have

I ask if you play D&D

And your face lights up like you've woken up from

Mmh mmh mmh mmh

Mmh this endless fucking nightmare

Of pretending this is you

This is us, this is me and this is how we're meant to be

But your smile tells me I'm safe

That voice unspoken's heard and that voice unspoken's heard

'Cos if God make us all in his image

'Cos if God make us all in his image then God's a fucking nerd then God's a fucking nerd

And I'll sing silence and ask my glass of wine

And I'll sing silence

And ask my glass of wine for guidance for guidance

I might not

I might not make it tonight make it tonight

And I'll speak with my eyes

You think I'm neat

And I'll speak with my eyes

You think I'm neat

I'm not surprised

I'm not surprised

That I might not

That I might not make it tonight make it tonight

Because I don't find this

Because I don't find this easy like you easy like you

Gonna go home and dress my cat up

Cat up like Batman like Batman

'Cos he's awesome 'cos he's awesome like me like me

And I'll sing silence and ask my glass of wine

And I don't find this for guidance easy like you

I might not make it tonight

Gonna go home and tell my cat

I'm not lonely

I just like being on my own

I'm not lonely

If I'm with you with you

In the back of a cab

In the back of a cab like two puppets with no strings

We share a pair of headphones

We share a pair of headphones 'cos sometimes they're the only thing

That keep our heads in place

Keep our heads in place

I totally messed it up again

Did you

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Ha ha

Like three times

Three, three separate places

Ha hhh

Ha ha ha

Ah yeah

For fuck's sake