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Is Dexter ill, is Dexter ill

Is Dexter ill, is Dexter ill today

No Mister Kirk Dexter's in school

I'm afraid he's not Miss Fishpaw

Dexter's truancy problem is way out of hand

The Baltimore County

School Board have decided to expel Dexter from the entire public school system

Oh Mister Kirk

I'm as upset as you to learn of Dexter's truancy

But surely expulsion is not the answer

I'm afraid expulsion is the only answer

It's the opinion of the entire staff that Dexter is criminally insane

That boy needs therapy

Psychosomatic

That boy needs therapy

Purely psychosomatic

That boy needs therapy

Lie down on the couch

What does that mean

You're a nut

You're crazy in the coconut

What does that mean

That boy needs therapy

I'm gonna kill you

That boy needs therapy

Rannygazoo let's have a tune

Now when I count three

That-that-that-that-that

That boy-boy needs therapy

He was

He was white as a sheet

And he also made false teeth

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Did I ever tell you the story about

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I felt, I felt

I felt strangely hypnotized

I was in another world

A world of twenty

Twenty thousand girls

And milk and rectangles

To an optometrist

The man with the golden eyeball

And tighten your buttocks

More juice on your chin

I promised my girlfriend I'd play the violin

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That boy needs therapy

Psychosomatic

That boy needs therapy

Purely psychosomatic

That boy needs therapy

Lie down on the couch

What does that mean

You're a nut

You're crazy in the coconut

What does that mean

That boy needs therapy

I'm gonna kill you

That boy needs therapy

Rannygazoo let's have a tune

Now when I count three

That-that-that-that-that

That boy-boy needs therapy

He was

He was white as a sheet

And he also made false teeth

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Can you

Can you think of anything that talks oth-other than a person

Um um uh uh uh um

A bird

What

Yeah

Sometimes a parrot talks

Hello hello hello hello

Hello eh eh eh eh

'Llo hello hello eh eh

Hello hello hello hello

Hello eh eh eh

'Llo hello hello hello

Hello eh eh eh eh

Hello hello hello hello

Hello eh eh eh

Hello hello hello

Hello eh eh eh eh

Hello hello hello hello

Hello eh eh eh

Hello hello hello hello

Hello eh

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Yes some birds are funny when they talk

Can you think of anything else

Um

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