Karaoké Being for the Benefit of Mr Kite The Beatles

For the benefit of mister Kite there will be a show tonight on trampoline

The Hendersons will all be there

Late of Pablo Fanques' fair what a scene

Over men and horses hoops and garters

Lastly through a hogshead of real fire

In this way mister K will challenge the world

The celebrated mister K performs his feats on saturday at Bishopsgate

The Hendersons will dance and sing

As mister Kite flies through the ring don't be late

Messirs K and H assure the public

Their production will be second to none

And of course Henry the horse dances the waltz

The band begins at ten to six when mister K performs his tricks without a sound

And mister H will demonstrate ten somersets he'll undertake on solid ground

Having been some days in preparation

A splendid time is guaranteed for all

And tonight mister Kite is topping the bill