Karaoké Maxwell's Silver Hammer The Beatles

Joan was quizzical studied Pataphysical Science in the home

Late nights all alone with a test tube oh woah oh oh

Maxwell Edison majoring in medicine calls her on the phone

Can I take you out to the pictures Joan

But as she's getting ready to go a knock comes at the door

Bang bang Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head

Bang bang Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead

Back in school again

Maxwell plays the fool again teacher gets annoyed

Wishing to avoid an unpleasant scene

She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away so he waits behind

Writing fifty times

I must not be so

But when she turns her back on the boy he creeps up from behind

Bang bang Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head

Bang bang Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead

PC thirty one said we've caught a dirty one

Maxwell stands alone

Painting testimonial pictures oh oh oh oh

Rose and Valerie screaming from the gallery say he must go free

The judge does not agree and he tells them so

But as the words are leaving his lips a noise comes from behind

Bang bang Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon his head

Bang bang Maxwell's silver hammer

Made sure that he was dead woah woah woah

Silver hammer man