Karaoké Mean Mr. Mustard The Beatles

Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park

Shaves in the dark trying to save paper

Sleeps in a hole in the road saving up to buy some clothes

Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose

Such a mean old man such a mean old man

His sister Pam works in a shop

She never stops she's a go-getter

Takes him out to look at the queen only place that he's ever been

Always shouts out something obscene

Such a dirty old man dirty old man