Karaoké The Ballad of John and Yoko The Beatles

Standing in the dock at Southampton

Trying to get to

Holland or France

The man in the mac said you've got to go back

You know they didn't even give us a chance

Christ you know it ain't easy you know how hard it can be

The way things are going they're gonna crucify me

Finally made the plane into Paris

Honeymooning down by the Seine

Peter Brown called to say you can make it O.K.

You can get married in Gibraltar near Spain

Christ you know it ain't easy you know how hard it can be

The way things are going they're gonna crucify me

Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton talking in our beds for a week

The newspaper said say what you doing in bed

I said, we're only trying to get us some peace

Christ you know it ain't easy you know how hard it can be

The way things are going they're gonna crucify me

Saving up your money for a rainy day

Giving all your clothes to charity

Last night the wife said oh boy, when you're dead

You don't take nothing with you but your soul think

Made a lightning trip to Vienna eating chocolate cake in a bag

The newspaper said she's gone to his head

They look just like two gurus in drag

Christ you know it ain't easy you know how hard it can be

The way things are going they're gonna crucify me

Caught the early plane back to London fifty acorns tied in a sack

The men from the press said we wish you success

It's good to have the both of you back

Christ you know it ain't easy you know how hard it can be

The way things are going they're gonna crucify me

The way things are going they're gonna crucify me