Karaoké Rotterdam (or Anywhere) The Beautiful South

And the women tug their hair like they're trying to prove it won't fall out

And all the men are gargoyles dipped long in Irish stout

The whole place is pickled the people are pickles for sure

And no-one knows if they've done more here

Than they ever would do in a jar

This could be Rotterdam or anywhere

Liverpool or Rome

'Cos Rotterdam is anywhere anywhere alone anywhere alone

And everyone is blonde and everyone is beautiful

And when blondes and beautiful are multiple

They become so dull and dutiful

And when faced with dull and dutiful they fire red warning flares

Battle-Khaki personality with red underwear

This could be Rotterdam or anywhere

Liverpool or Rome

'Cos Rotterdam is anywhere anywhere alone anywhere alone

The whole place is pickled the people are pickles for sure

And no-one knows if they've done more here

Than they ever would do in a jar

This could be Rotterdam or anywhere

Liverpool or Rome

'Cos Rotterdam is anywhere anywhere alone

This could be Rotterdam or anywhere

Liverpool or Rome

'Cos Rotterdam is anywhere anywhere alone

Anywhere alone

Anywhere alone

Anywhere alone anywhere alone alone alone

Mmh this could be Rotterdam or anywhere

Liverpool or Rome

'Cos Rotterdam is anywhere oh

Oh no no no right there