Karaoké Song for Whoever The Beautiful South

I love you from the bottom of my pencil case

I love you in the songs I write and sing

Love you because you put me in my rightful place

And I love the PRS cheques that you bring

Cheap, never cheap

I'll sing you songs 'till you're asleep

When you've gone upstairs

I'll creep and write it all down

Down

Down

Down

Oh Shirley

Oh Deborah

Oh Julie

Oh Jane

I wrote so many songs about you

I forget your name

I forget your name

Jennifer, Alison

Phillipa, Sue

Deborah, Annabel too

I forget your name

Jennifer, Alison

Phillipa, Sue

Deborah, Annabel too

I forget your name

I love you from the bottom of my pencil case

I love the way you never ask me why

I love to write about

Ho ho each wrinkle on your face

Ho oh yeah

And I love you 'till my fountain pen runs dry

Deep, so deep

The number one

Deep so deep

The number one

I hope to reap

I hope to reap

Depends upon the tears you weep so

Depends upon the tears you weep so cry lover cry cry lover cry

Cry

Cry

Cry

Cry

Cry

Cry

Oh Cathy

Oh Alison

Oh Phillipa

Oh Sue

You made me so much money

I wrote this song for you

I wrote this song for you

Jennifer, Alison

Phillipa, Sue

Deborah, Annabel too

I wrote this song for you

Jennifer, Alison

Phillipa, Sue

For you

Deborah, Annabel too

Woah yeah

Oh hey

Oh ho

Oh la la

Oh Cathy

Woah Alison

Oh Phillipa

Oh Sue

You made me so much money

I wrote this song for you

I wrote this song for you

Jennifer, Alison

Phillipa, Sue

For you

Deborah, Annabel too

Jennifer, Alison

I wrote this song for you

Phillipa, Sue

For you

Deborah, Annabel too

For you, for you

For you

For you

For you

I wrote this song for you

So let me talk about

Mary, a sad story

I turned her grief into glory

Talk about

Mary, a sad story

I turned her grief into glory

Late at night by the typewriter light she ripped his ribbon to shreds

Late at night by the typewriter light she ripped his ribbon to shreds

So let me talk about Mary

A sad story

Oh Mary

Turned her grief into glory

Talk about Mary

A sad story

Oh Julie

Turned her grief into glory

Oh Cathy

Late at night by the typewriter light she ripped his ribbon to shreds

Oh Audrey

Late at night by the typewriter light she ripped his ribbon to shreds

So let me talk about Mary

A sad, sad, sad story

Oh Mary

Oh Jennifer

Turned her grief into glory

Let me talk about

Mary, a sad story

Oh Julie

Oh Phillipa

Turned her grief into glory

Oh Cathy

Late at night by the typewriter light

Oh Jennifer

Ripped his ribbon to shreds

Oh Cathy

Late at night by the typewriter light

Oh Alison she ripped his ribbon to shreds