Karaoké A Lil' Ole Bitty Pissant Country Place The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (film) (Dolly Parton & Theresa Merritt)

It's just a little bitty pissant country place ain't nothin' much

To see no drinking allowed we get a nice quiet crowd plain as it can be

It's just a piddly squatin' old time country place ain't nothing too high

Tone just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill but there's nothing

Dirty going on

Nothing dirty going on

We get simple farmers local business men congress folks from Austin young boys looking for sin

Now we used to get a lot of rough necks when the oil boom was high

But pay day would get a little rowdy thank God the field run dry

It's just a little bitty pissant country place nothing much to see no drinking allowed

To get a nice quiet crowd plain as it can be it's just a piddly squatin' old time country place

Nothing too high tone just lots of good will and maybe one

Small thrill but there's nothing dirty going on

I don't hire no married girls they're not on the ball they got homes and husbands

They're not stable at all you know they don't understand a thing about a proper

Business day now what's the point in opening up the store if you give the goods away

It's just a little bitty pissant country place nothing much

To see uh, no drinking allowed we get a nice quiet crowd plain as it can be

It's just a

It's just a piddly squatin' old time piddly squatin' old time country place nothing too high

Country place nothing too high

Tone just lots of good will

Tone just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill there's nothing dirty going on

And maybe one small thrill there's nothing dirty going on

Keep your language clean girls keep your bedrooms neat

And don't hang around the town cafe and say hi on the street mind your P's and Q's

And manners you don't need no other tools 'cos every girl that lives here knows

My special no-no rules

Yeah every girl that lives here knows

Miss Mona's no-no rules

Ruby, Ray start em beds are not to be wallowed in

That's the kind of thing that big fat lazy hogs do

And it don't make money

Betrix

And I won't tolerate no tying up my telephone with

Other peoples' business

Eloise honey and please don't show us

No tattoos no hearts and flowers

On your thigh

It's downright tacky brands are for the cattle

And that ain't what we're selling at Miss Mona's

Do you catch my drift

I pay the food and the rent and the utilities

You keep your mind on your work responsibilities don't let your mouth overload your capabilities

And we can get along dawn

Any bad habits you come in with get rid of right now

Tatty Joe

I can't stand no chewing gum it looks just like a cow

Linda Lu

Any one taking sick leave ought to be real sure

They're sick

And every time you hear that bell

You better get here double quick and as for pimps pimps are something

You don't need to get your daily business done are you listening good

Keep them leaches and blood suckers off the back roads

I know how to use a gun ain't nobody messes

With my girls and any questions you might have about the way I run this place

Don't gripe and whine behind my back just tell me face to face

I'm open-minded, say it all

Then go upstairs and pack the door's that-a-way

She pays the food and the rent and the utilities

We keep our mind on our work responsibilities

Don't let your mouth overload your capabilities

And we can get along

It's just a little bitty pissant

Country place nothing much to see

No drinking allowed we get a nice quiet crowd

Plain as it can be it's just a piddly squatin'

Old time country place nothing too high tone

Just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill

But there's nothing dirty going on

It's just a little bitty pissant country place nothing much

To see no drinking allowed we get a nice quiet crowd plain as it can be

It's just a piddly squatin' old time country place nothing too high tone just lots of good will

And maybe one small thrill

Just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill

But there's nothing dirty going on

Nothing dirty nothing dirty going on going on