Karaoké Making Things Up Again The Book of Mormon

And lo the Lord said unto the Nephites

I hu, I know you're really depressed

What with all your AIDS and everything but there is an answer in Christ

You see this book can help us

I just told a lie no way I didn't lie

I just used my imagination and it worked

You're making things up again Arnold

But it worked dad

You're stretching the truth again and you know it

Don't be a Fibbing Fran Arnold

Joseph Smith because a lie is a lie

It's not a lie

You're making things up again Arnold

Oh conscience

You're taking the holy word and adding fiction

Be careful how you proceed Arnold

When you fib there's a price

Ah this it bullshit the story that I have been told

Is that the way to cure AIDS is by sleeping with a virgin

I'm goin' to go and rape a baby

What oh my no you can't do that no

Why not

Because that is definitely against God's will

Says who where in that book of yours

Does it say anything about sleeping with a baby hu

Nowhere

Uh, behold The Lord said to the Mormon prophet Joseph

Smith you shall not have sex with that infant

Lo Joseph said why not Lord, uh why not

The Lord said if you lay with an infant

You shall, bhh burn in the fiery pits of Mordar

Really

Uh uh uh, uh uh uh a baby cannot cure your illness Joseph Smith

I shall give unto you a a frog and thus

Joseph laid with the frog and his AIDS was no more

Oh

You're making things up again Arnold

You're recklessly warping the words of Jesus

You can't just say what you want Arnold

Come on Hobbits

You're digging yourself a deep hole

I'm making things up again kind of

But this time it's helping a dozen people

It's nothing so bad because this time

I'm not committing a sin just by making things up again right

No

Elder Cunningham you have to stop him

What what is it

Gotswana is going to cut off his daughter's clitoris

Hu

This is all very interesting but women have to

Be circumcised if that's what the general wants

No doing that to a lady is definitely against Christ will

How do you know Christ never said nothin' 'bout no clitoris

Yes yes he did

In ancient New York three men were about

To cut off a

Mormon woman's clitoris

But right before they did

Jesus had boba fet turn 'em into frogs

Frogs

You mean like the frogs that got fucked by Joseph Smith

Right right like those frogs for a clitoris is holy amongst all things said he

You're making things up again Arnold

We're learning the truth

You're taking the holy word and adding fiction the truth about God

Be careful how you proceed Arnold

We're going to paradise

Who would have thought

I had this magic touch

Who'd've believe I could man up this much

I'm talking their listening my stories are glistening

I'm gonna save them all with this stuff

You're making things up again Arnold

Elder prophet man

You're making things up again Arnold holy prophet man savior

You're making things up again Arnold

You're making things up again Arnold

Hmm, up again making things you are