Karaoké Talladega 10 The Chattahoochies

I lost my pride just outside the Mason-Dixon

And my guy to some dive Barbie vixen

And I admit my ego took a hell of a hit

Shit

So I sprung for a change of location to find myself a little down-home validation

And I'm sure glad I did 'cos I sure needed it

Well, Paris, France don't think I'm pretty

And Hollywood don't give a damn

I crash and burn in New York City

And I'm too naughty for Nottingham

I may spin out in your hometown but I know where I'll win

Hell yeah, I'm a two in Malibu but I'm a Talladega ten, amen

I swear the second these heels hit the midway

I turn into a Floribama Beyoncé

Yeah, Heaven's a place on Earth it's a blessing and a curse

But I get revved up on all that attention

And I don't even gotta oil up the engine

I'm a checkered flag waving queen

Why would I ever leave

Well, Paris, France don't think I'm pretty

And Hollywood don't give a damn

I crash and burn in New York City

And I'm too naughty for Nottingham

I may spin out in your hometown but I know where I'll win

Hell yeah, I'm a two in Malibu but I'm a Talladega ten, amen

Amen

Can I get an Amen from my Talladega tens

Look in the mirror what do I see

A Daytona dime staring back at me

Pedal to the medal

I'm comin' 'round the bend

On a scale of one-to-Dolly

I'm a Talladega ten

Well, Paris, France don't think I'm pretty

And Hollywood don't give a damn

'Cos I got two sweet tea jugs for titties

And a derrière like a honey-glazed ham

I may spin out in your hometown but I know where I'll win

Hell yeah, I'm a two in Malibu but I'm a Talladega ten, amen

Amen

Can I get an Amen if you're a Talladega ten

Amen

Amen

Amen

I'm a Talladega ten