Karaoké Goodbye Earl The Chicks

Mary Anne and Wanda were the best of friends

All through their high school days

Both members of the

Four H Club both active in the FFA

After graduation

Mary Anne went out lookin' for a bright new world

Wanda looked all around this town and all she found was Earl

Well it wasn't two weeks after she got married that

Wanda started gettin' abused

She put on dark glasses and long sleeved blouses and make-up to cover her bruise

Well she finally got the nerve to file for divorce

She let the law take it from there

But Earl walked right through that restraining order and put her in intensive care

Right away Mary Anne flew in from Atlanta on a red eye midnight flight

She held Wanda's hand and they worked out a plan

And it didn't take them long to decide

That Earl had to die

Goodbye Earl

Those black-eyed peas?

They tasted all right to me

Earl, you're feeling weak?

Why don't you lay down and sleep, Earl

Ain't it dark?

Wrapped up in that tarp, Earl

The cops came by to bring Earl in

They searched the house high and low

Then they tipped their hats and said thank you ladies lf you hear from him let us know

Well the weeks went by and spring turned to summer and summer faded into fall

And it turns out he was a missing person who nobody missed at all

So the girls bought some land and a roadside stand out on Highway One O Nine

They sell Tennessee ham and strawberry jam and they don't lose any sleep at night

'Cos Earl had to die

Goodbye Earl

We need a break

Let's go out to the lake, Earl

We'll pack a lunch

And stuff you in the trunk, Earl

Well is that all right?

Good, let's go for a ride, Earl

Hey

Well hey hey hey

Ah hey hey hey

Well hey hey hey