Karaoké My Calling The Cooties

Two A.M. and I can't sleep once again

I keep havin' that recurrin' dream that I'm sittin' on a boat with a bunch of men

I finally know what it means but I'm scared that you won't understand

That you won't understand

Somethin's not right

Somethin's not right

No somethin's not right with your boy

Somethin's not right

Somethin's not right

I know my calling

I'm a pirate and I'm sailin' away from the haters

The ocean is callin' out to me and my parrot and we're gonna burn this whole city down

Yo ho motherfucker

I'm a pirate now

Yo ho motherfucker

I belong at sea roamin' port to port

Stealin' treasure chests from an enemy's fort

Drinkin' tons of rum with my pirate buds

They will show me the ropes

Sing with me yo ho

Show me the ropes

Sing with me yo ho

But first I need a hook hand

Hook hand

Gonna need a peg leg

Peg leg

Someone poke my eye out for my eye patch

I finally did it

I moved to the Caribbean

Famously that's where they're from

But no pirates there

Just a bunch of rum

But that's where I met Marc

He's my new friend

My island 'till I die friend

He's a big strong beautiful man

Marc flies planes and planes are cool

And a plane's much faster than a boat, a boat

The sky is the limit when you're in a plane

I know my calling

I'm a pilot and I'm flyin' away from you posers

Marc said he'll teach me

It looks pretty easy

And I'm gonna shake my ass in the clouds

Wheels up motherfucker

I'm a pilot now

Wheels up motherfucker

Wait a second, hold on

The truth is

I'm not a pirate or a pilot

I'll never be a fireman or a cop

'Cos I am a frog

A frog with a dream

A dream to be human and have a job

Ribbit ribbit motherfucker

I'm a goddam frog

Ribbit ribbit motherfucker

I'm not a pirate or a pilot

I'll never be a fireman or a cop

'Cos I am a frog

A frog with a dream

A dream to be human

Have a job

Ribbit ribbit motherfucker

I'm a goddam frog