Karaoké One Way Ticket The Darkness

It was a dusty old night and I'm the first to admit it

I'm sure I upset someone but my memory has chosen to omit it

A tiny voice telling me

I really should cool it

Chewing my face off talking absolute rubbish

The first line hit me like a kick in the face

I thought I better have another one just in case

Next thing I knew my heart was under attack

And bought a one way ticket to hell

And one way ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

One way ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell

I'm always trying to keep my vices under wraps

But a coach load of mutes would appear talkative chaps

If they seemed fit to join me for a couple of hits

And now my septum's in tatters and I've still got the runs

It burns for a moment then you kick like a mule

Strangers are agreeing that it was rocket fuel

Several lines are chocking like a glorious game

And bought a one way ticket to hell

And one way ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

One way ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell

Stick it up your nose, ooh

Holy coke repeating myself

Except I'm getting slightly louder

Pausing just long enough to snort that white powder

Wheels steering off but I'm still on track

And bought a one way ticket to hell

And one way ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

One way ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell

One way ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

One way ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell