Karaoké Bitchin' Camaro The Dead Milkmen

Hey Jack what's happenin'

I don't know

Well rumor around town says you might be thinkin' 'bout goin' down to the shore

Oh yeah I think I'm gonna go down to the shore

Whadda ya gonna do down there

Oh I don't know

Hm play some video games

Buy some Def Leppard T-shirts

Don't forget your Mötley Crüe

T-shirt

You know all proceeds go to get their lead singer outta jail

Uh huh

Can't wait to go down

Hey uh were ya gonna check out the Sand Bar while you're down there

Uh what's the Sand Bar

Ah it's a place that lets sixteen-year-old kids drink

Ah cool

Ya hey guess who's gonna be there

Uh

Who

My favorite cover band

Crystal Shit

Wow

Yeah they do a Doors show

You'd be really impressed

In fact it goes a little like this

Love me two times baby

Love me twice today

Love me two times girl 'cos I got AIDS

Love me two times baby

Once for tomorrow

Once 'cos I got AIDS

Huh pretty good Jim Morrison impression there

I hope those guys have a good sense of humor

And don't take us into court

Uh what's the court

Never mind that

The important thing here is

You mean the People's Court

Heh now that's another story

The important thing here is that we get to the part where you ask me how I'm gonna get down to the shore

Oh how you gettin' down to the shore

Funny you should ask

I've got a car now

Ah wow how'd ya get a car

Oh my folks drove it up here from the Bahamas

You're kiddin'

I must be

The Bahamas are islands

Okay the important thing here is that you ask me what kinda car it is

Uh uh what kinda car do ya got

I've got a bitchin' Camaro

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I ran over my neighbors

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Now I'm in all the papers

My folks bought me a bitchin' Camaro with no insurance to match

So if I happen to run you down please don't leave a scratch

I ran over some old lady one night at the county fair and I didn't get arrested because my dad's the mayor

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Donuts on your lawn

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Tony, Orlando and Dawn

When I drive past the kids they all spit and cuss 'cos I've got a bitchin' Camaro and they have to ride the bus

So you'd better get out of my way when I come through your yard

'Cos I've got a bitchin' Camaro and an Exxon credit card

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Hey man where ya headed

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I don't want unleaded