Karaoké Guilty as Charged The Dewey Cox Story (John C. Reilly)

Good mornin' your honor

May I approach the bench

I don't give a damn what anyone thinks

I stay up all night and I smoke and I drink

I'm a wanted man and I'm blowin' town

Don't waste your time tryin' to hunt me down

The cops are sayin'

I belong behind bars

And I'm guilty

I'm guilty as charged

I ain't never lost a fight in my life

I'll send you home cryin' to your fat and ugly wife

If you don't believe me when I tell you this well let me introduce you to my rock hard fist

If you're accusin' me of livin' too hard well I'm guilty

I'm guilty as charged

I ain't askin' God to forgive my sins

Take a good look and you'll know where I've been

I'm dancin' with the devil every night and everyday

People pay attention to the things that I say heh hey

I don't need anybody's help to rise above it

If you don't like the way I'm livin' buddy why don't you shove it

When you feel the ground shakin' underneath your feet that's yours truly walkin' down the street

Come a little closer girl

I'll show you my scars

And I'm guilty

I'm guilty as charged

If you're sayin' my love is too large

Then I'm guilty

I'm guilty as charged

Oh I'm guilty

I'm guilty as charged

You got me

I'm guilty as charged