Karaoké National Express The Divine Comedy

Take the national express when your life's in a mess it'll make you smile

All human life is here from the feeble old dear to the screaming child

From the student who knows that to have one of those would be suicide

To the family man manhandling the pram with paternal pride

And everybody sings yeah

Ah ah all right

We're going where the air is free

On the national express there's a jolly hostess selling crisps and tea

She'll provide you with drinks and theatrical winks for a sky-high fee

Mini-skirts were in style when she danced

Down the aisle back in sixty-three

But it's hard to get by when your arse is the size of a small country

And everybody sings yeah

Ah ah all right

We're going where the air is free

Tomorrow belongs to me

When you're sad and feeling blue with nothing better to do

Don't just sit there feeling stressed

Take a trip on the national express

On the national express let's go