Karaoké My Alcoholic Friends The Dresden Dolls

I'm counting back the number of the steps it took for me to get

Back on the wagon of the weekend

I'll use the auto-timer to prove that

I'll get home with my imagination

If they find the body in the basement

In the very house that she was raised in

I'm taking down the number of the times

So when we get the sign from God I'll be the first to call them

I'm taking back the number of the beast 'cos six is not a pretty number

Eight or three are definitely better

A is for the address on the letter to my alcoholic friends

I'm trying hard not to be ashamed not to know the name of who is waking up beside me

Or the date, the season or the city

But at least the ceiling's very pretty

And if you are holding it against me

I'll be on my best behavior taking shots for mother nature

Once my fist is in the cupboard

Love is never falling over

Hey

One, two, three, four

Should I choose a noble occupation

If I did I'd only show up late and sick and they would stare at me with hatred

Plus my only natural talent's wasted on my alcoholic friends

My alcoholic friends

The party never ends

My alcoholic friends