Karaoké The Crack was Ninety in the Isle of Man The Dublin City Ramblers

Oh the craic was ninety in the Isle of Man

Come on, weren't we the rare oul' stock

Spent the evening getting' locked

In the Ace O' Hearts where the high stools were engaging

Over the Butt Bridge down by the dock

The boat she sailed at five o' clock

Hurry on lads says whack or before we're there we'll all be back

Carry him if you can oh the craic was ninety in the Isle of Man

Before we reached the Alexander Base

A hell over ding dong we did raise

In the bar of the ship had great sport

As the boat she sailed out from the port

Landed up in the Douglas Head enquiring for a vacant bed

To the dining room were shown by a decent working woman

Sayin' that's ate that if you can oh the craic was ninety in the Isle of Man

Next morning went for a ramble round

Saw the sights of Douglas Town

And end up in a mighty session

In a pub they called Dick Darbies

We all got drunk by half past three

To sober up went swimming in the sea

Back to the digs for a spruce up and while waiting for the Rosie

We all drew up our plan oh the craic was ninety in the Isle of Man

That night we went to the Texas Bar

Came back down by horse and car

Met Big Jim and all went in to drink some wine in Yates

The Liverpool girls it was said were all to be found in the Douglas Head

McShane was there in a tie and shirt

The foreign girls he was trying to flirt

Sayin' here girls I'm your man oh the craic was ninety in the Isle of Man

Well Whacker fancied his good looks

With an Isle of Man woman he was struck

A Liverpool lad was by her side and he throwin' the jar into her

Whacker thought he'd take a chance

He asked the quare one out to dance

Around the floor they rock and roll to Whack it was no bother

Everything was goin' to plan oh the craic was ninety in the Isle of Man

Well the Isle of man woman fancied Whack

Your man stood there till his mates came back

Whack they all whacked into Whack

And Whack was landed on his back

The police force arrived as well banjoed a couple of them as well

Landed up in the Douglas jail until that Dublin boat did sail

Deported every man

Oh the craic was ninety in the Isle of Man

Oh the craic was ninety in the Isle of Man

Ha yes the craic was ninety in the Isle of Man, wooh