Karaoké Signs The Five Man Electrical Band

And the sign said

Long-haired freaky people need not apply

So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why

He said You look like a fine upstanding young man

I think you'll do

So I took off my hat

I said Imagine that

Huh me workin' for you

Woah oh oh sign, sign

Everywhere a sign

Blockin' out the scenery

Breakin' my mind

Do this, don't do that

Can't you read the sign

And the sign said

Anybody caught trespassing would be shot on sight

So I jumped on the fence and I yelled at the house Hey

What gives you the right

To put up a fence to keep me out or to keep Mother Nature in

If God was here

He'd tell you to your face

Man you're some kind of sinner

Sign, sign

Everywhere a sign

Blockin' out the scenery

Breakin' my mind

Do this, don't do that

Can't you read the sign

Now hey you mister can't you read

You've got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat

You can't even watch

No you can't eat

You ain't supposed to be here

The sign said You got to have a membership card to get inside

Uh

And the sign said

Everybody welcome

Come in

Kneel down and pray

But when they passed around the plate at the end of it all

I didn't have a penny to pay

So I got me a pen and a paper and I made up my own little sign

I said Thank You Lord for thinkin' 'bout me

I'm alive and doin' fine

Wooh

Sign, sign

Everywhere a sign

Blockin' out the scenery

Breakin' my mind

Do this, don't do that

Can't you read the sign

Sign, sign

Everywhere a sign

Ooh

Sign

Sign, sign

Wooh