Karaoké Big Black Man The Full Monty

When I was just a little nipper guy they told me son

That thing there underneath your zipper can be lots of fun

When you get a little older you'll understand

That every woman in the world wants a big black man

Now I ain't MD

I ain't no man of means

But I got mean feet and my daddy's jeans

You just meet me once and you'll understand

There ain't nothing in the world like a big black man

'Cos I'm big and I'm brown singing along

Dancing and since the day I was born

Who's got the tools who'll break the rules

Get back and let a man do the popcorn

I'm what your sister and your mama's always thinking of

They put my picture on the cover of the book of love

Never be out of line

I don't need no plan

There ain't nothin' in the world like a here I go now hit me

Uh, uh, now hit me twice now, uh, uh, whoo wah

Hit me three times uh uh uh, uh, ah, ow

I do the monkey the mashed potatoes

I do the jerk now now watch me work

Come on, ow

Hit me hit me hit me hit me

You can look up and down all over town ask anybody ask all around

Who knows the groove who'll bust a move

I got the and the and the

I'm what your sister and your mama's always thinking of

We take up eight whole chapters in the book of love

It's a long low load with a deep dark tan

There ain't nothin' in da world like a big black man

Sing, ow, a big black man help me out here y'all a big black man

Pretty Boy it's your turn a big black man

What you got mister Four Eyes a big black man

Sex machine a big black man, wow

A big black man, uh, he a big black man

You're hired, wow