Karaoké Show Stoppin Number The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals

It's a

Show stoppin' number

A real showstopper

A show stoppin' number

Come on

Somethin' to shock 'em

To bring them a-crawlin'

A big-time box office draw

With the press and the glamor we'll kill the reviews

Spotlight on Mister Ingénue

So fill up your Tumblr

Got a show stoppin' number for you

Professor please

If they find us they will kill us

A show stoppin' number is somethin' you die for

A real catchy earwormy tune

An award-winnin' score that seeps in and out of your pores

A ditty to make the chorus girls swoon

It'll unify humanity in a thunderin' chorus

No exits from this Broadway venue

So splash those shiny cymbals

Got a show stoppin' hymnal for you

This song's pretty good huh

Bet you didn't know I was also a composer

In fact

While I've been preparin' for the apocalypse

I've also been writin' my own musical

Do you mind if I give you the pitch

We don't have time

Fuckin' go for it

It's called

Workin' Boys A New Musical

It's the story of a group of old college chums

Sure they found success in the business world

Still

They can't help but long for the simpler times

Back in that beat-up old house at the edge of campus

But those glory days they're gone for good

Or are they

This here is the title number

Business calls

I'm up to my ass in shit

What is this business

Markets are crashin' and I'm at the edge of my wits

I just can't take it

All I want to do is spend the day with Greg

And Steve

And Stu

And Mark

And Leighton

And Chad

Ring ring

The phone rings

I answer it

Oh hey Greg

I'm swamped with business

Stocks, bonds

Golden parachutes

Remember those days on the football field Greg

Last weekend feels like ages ago

What

Today

After work

On the football field

The old stompin' ground eh Greg

Just you and me and Steve and Stu

And Mark and Leighton and Chad

Five o'clock

I'll see you then Greg

I'll see you then

All I want to do is spend the day with Steve and

Five o'clock can't come soon enough

Five o'clock can't come soon enough

Five o'clock can't come soon enough

I can't wait to get home to my boys

A show stoppin' number

A real showstopper

An aria to rule them all

They'll throw us their money at full price admission

The world will come tumblin' down

Hamilton move over

Your new competition's in town

Hey Henry

Greg

Is that really you

Professor no that's not Greg

Been a long time

Hey boys

Wanna toss that pigskin around

Stu

You haven't aged a day

Is it five o'clock already

It must be

Come on Henry

We've got some catchin' up to do

Workin' boys

We're up in our ass in shit

Workin' boys

We're up in our ass in shit

What is this business

What is this business

Five o'clock can't come soon enough

Five o'clock can't come soon enough

Five o'clock can't come soon enough

Five o'clock can't come soon enough

Five o'clock can't come soon enough

Five o'clock can't come soon enough

I can't wait to get home to my boys

I can't wait to get home to my boys