Karaoké Alley Oop The Hollywood Argyles

There's a man in the funny papers we all know

He lives way back a long time ago

He don't eat nothin' but a bearcat stew

Well this cat's name is uh Alley Oop

He's got a chauffeur that's a genuine dinosaur

And he can knuckle your head before you count to four

He got a big ugly club and a head full of hair

Like great big lions and grizzly bears

He's the toughest man there is alive

Wearin' clothes from a wildcat's hide

He's the king of the jungle jive look at that caveman go

He rides through the jungle tearin' limbs off of trees

Knockin' great big monsters dead on their knees

The cats don't bug him 'cos they know better

'Cos he's a mean motor scooter and a bad go getter

He's the toughest man there is alive

Wears clothes from a wildcat's hide

He's the king of the jungle jive

Look at that caveman go

There he goes look at that caveman go

He sho' is hip ain't he like what's happening

He's too much ride daddy ride

Hi yo dinosaur ride daddy ride

Get 'em man like hipsville you know, ooh woah