Karaoké Me and the Farmer The Housemartins

Me and the farmer get on fine

Through stormy weather and bottles of wine

If I pull my weight he'll treat me well

But if I'm late he'll give me hell

And though it's all hard work, no play

Farmer is a happy crook

Jesus hates him every day

'Cos Jesus gave and farmer took

Took

Won't he let you

Probably no

Probably no

I just don't know

I just don't know

Me and the farmer

Like brother, like sister

Gettin' on like hand and blister

Me and the farmer around

He's chopped down sheep

Planted trees

And helped the countryside to breathe

Ripped up fields

Bullied flocks

And worked his workers right around the clock

It may seem strange but he'd admit

Intentions are exactly true

And though God loves his wife a bit

He hates the farmer through and through, through

Won't he let you

Probably no

Probably no

I just don't know

I just don't know

Me and the farmer

Like brother, like sister

Gettin' on like hand and blister

Me and the farmer

Huh huh huh

All things bright and beautiful

All creatures great and small

All we've got is London Zoo

'Cos farmer owns them all

All

Won't he let you

Probably no

Probably no

I just don't know

I just don't know

Me and the farmer

Like brother, like sister

Gettin' on like hand and blister

Me and the farmer

Me and the farmer

Me and the farmer