Karaoké That's Entertainment The Jam

A police car and a screamin' siren

Pneumatic drill and ripped-up concrete

A baby wailing a stray dog howling

The screech of brakes and lamplight blinking

That's entertainment that's entertainment

A smash of glass and the rumble of boots

An electric train and a ripped-up phone booth

Paint-splattered walls and the cry of a tomcat

Lights going out and a kick in the balls

I say that's entertainment that's entertainment

Days of speed and slow-time Mondays

Pissing down with rain on a boring Wednesday

Watching the news and not eating your tea

A freezing cold flat with damp on the walls

I say that's entertainment that's entertainment

Waking up at six a.m. on a cool warm morning

Opening the windows and breathing in petrol

An amateur band rehearsing in a nearby yard

Watching the telly and thinking 'bout your holidays

That's entertainment that's entertainment

Waking up from bad dreams and smoking cigarettes

Cuddling a warm girl and smelling stale perfume

A hot summer's day and sticky black tarmac

Feeding ducks in the park and wishing you were far away

That's entertainment that's entertainment

Two lovers kissing masks a scream of midnight

Two lovers missing the tranquility of solitude

Get a cab and travelling on buses

Read the grafitti about slashed-seat affairs

I say that's entertainment that's entertainment