Karaoké All About That Bass PARODY! The Key of Awesome

Because you know

I got a sinus ache in my face

Nose trouble

Don't wanna go to space

Go to space

No Hubble

I like a shaven face

Shave that face

No stubble

Just sayin' random things from my brain

Yeah it's pretty clear that I got writer's block

It's drivin' me insane

Feel like a cuckoo clock

I'm fishin' for a hook

Just somethin' basic

What should I sing on top of this bass riff

I need a goofy phrase that I can base this on that will appeal to kids as well as soccer moms

I said I could write singles

They called my bluff

Now excuse me for a jiffy while I make some pop hits up

'Cos my bang bang, boom clap

Anaconda's gotta stay high

'Cos your trumpets were rude

Chandeliers, happy, Maroon 5

There aren't enough songs out right now about big behind

Gonna cover my bases and make up one about mine

Because you know I ain't no skinny waif

I'm not shaped like Urkel

I got handles for love like a Dove commercial

I got a plus-sized butt

That's what's up, dos bubbles

I got a sexy shape like a bass

Wait

You know I'm all about that bass 'bout that bass

No treble

Just don't end up obese

That creates heart trouble

But have a piece of cake

That's okay

Don't shovel

And that was how I made

'Bout That Bass