Karaoké Plastic Man The Kinks

A man lives at the corner of the street and his neighbors think he's helpful and he's sweet

'Cos he never swears and he always shakes you by the hand

But no one knows he really is a plastic man

He's got plastic heart plastic teeth and toes

He's got plastic knees and a perfect plastic nose

He's got plastic lips that hide his plastic teeth and gums and plastic legs that reach up to his plastic bum

Plastic man got no brain

Plastic man don't feel no pain

Plastic people look the same

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Kick his shin or tread on his face

Pull his nose all over the place

He can't disfigure, or disgrace

Plastic man

Ooh pa pa pa wooh pooh pooh pooh

Ooh pa pa pa pa pa pa pooh pooh pooh

Naw naw naw naw naw naw naw naw

He's got plastic flowers growing up the walls

He eats plastic food with a plastic knife and fork

He likes plastic cups and saucers 'cos they never break

And he likes to lick his gravy off a plastic plate

Plastic man got no brain

Plastic man don't feel no pain

Plastic people look the same

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Kick his shin or tread on his face

Pull his nose all over the place

He can't disfigure, or disgrace

Plastic man

He's got a plastic wife who wears a plastic mac

And his children wanna be plastic like their dad

He's got a phony smile that makes you think he understands but no one ever gets the truth from plastic man

Ooh pa pa pa pooh pooh pooh pooh