Karaoké Climbing Uphill The Last Five Years (film) & Anna Kendrick

When you come home to me

I'll wear a sweeter smile and hope that for a while you'll

Okay

Thank you

I'm climbing uphill Jamie

Climbing uphill

I'm up every morning at six and standing in line with two hundred girls

Who are younger and thinner than me

Who have already been to the gym

I'm waiting five hours in line and watching the girls just coming and going

In dresses that look just like this

'Till my number is finally called

When I walk in the room there's a table of men

Always men

Usually gay

Who've been sitting like I have and listening all day to two hundred girls belting as high as they can

I am a good person

I'm an attractive person

I am a talented person

Grant me Grace

When you come home

I should have told them

I was sick last week

They're gonna think this is the way I sing

Why is the pianist playing so loud

Should I sing louder

I'll sing louder

Maybe I should stop and start over

I'm gonna stop and start over

Why is the director staring at his crotch

Why is that man staring at my resume

Don't stare at my resume

I made up half of my resume

Look at me

Stop looking at that

Look at me

No not at my shoes

Don't look at my shoes

I hate these stupid shoes

Why did I pick these shoes

Why did I pick this song

Why did I pick this career

Why

Does this pianist hate me

If I don't get a callback

I can go to Crate and Barrel with mom and buy a couch

Not that I want to spend a day with mom but Jamie needs space to write since I'm obviously such

A horrible annoying distraction to him

What's he gonna be like when we have kids

And once again

Why am I working so hard

These are the people who cast

Russel Crowe in a musical

Jesus Christ

I suck, I suck

I suck

When finally you come home to

Thank you

Thank you very much

I will not be the girl stuck at home in the 'burbs with the baby, the dog and the garden of herbs

I will not be the girl in the sensible shoes pushing burgers and beer nuts and missing the clues

I will not be the girl who gets asked how it feels to be trotting along at the genius's heels

I will not be the girl who requires a man to get by

And I