Karaoké Poor Unfortunate Souls La Petite Sirène (film 2023) (Melissa McCarthy)

I admit that in the past

I've been a nasty

They weren't kidding when they called me

Well, a witch

But you'll find that nowadays

I've mended all my ways

Repented, seen the light

And made a switch

True? Yes

And I fortunately know a little magic

It's a talent that

I always have possessed

And here lately please don't laugh

I use it on behalf of the miserable lonely, and depressed

Pathetic

Poor unfortunate souls

In pain, in need

This on? Longing to be thinner

That one wants to got the girl?

And do I help them?

Yes, indeed

Those poor unfortunate souls

So sad, so true

They come flocking to my cauldron

Crying, "Spells, Ursula, please!"

And I help them

Yes, I do

Now, it's happened

Once or twice

Someone couldn't pay the price

And I'm afraid I had

To rake 'em 'cross the coals

Yes, I've had the odd complaint

But on the whole

I've been a saint

To those poor unfortunate souls

So here's the deal

I'll whip up a little potion to make you human for three days

Got that?

Three days

Before the sun sets on the third day

You and the princey must share a kiss and not just any kiss the kiss of true love

If you do you will remain human permanently

But if you don't

You'll turn back into a mermaid and you belong to me

We got a deal?

I don't know

Life's full of tough choices isn't it?

No, this is wrong

I can't do this

Fine then

Forget about the world above

Go back home to daddy

And never leave again

Come on you poor unfortunate soul

Go ahead! Make your choice

I'm a very busy woman and I haven't got all day

It won't cost much

Just your voice

You poor unfortunate soul

It's sad, but true

If you want to cross a bridge

My sweet

You've got to pay the toll

Pluck a scale from off your tail

A drop of blood inside the bowl

Flotsam, Jetsam

Now I've got her, boys

The boss is on a roll

This poor unfortunate soul

Beluga! Sevruga!

Come winds of the Caspian Sea!

Amnesia, glossitis et max laryngitis

La voce to me!

Now, sing!

Ah, ah, ah, ah

Keep singing!

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah