Karaoké Dick in a Box The Lonely Island & Justin Timberlake

Hey girl

I got somethin' real important to give you

So just sit down and listen

Girl you know we've been together

Such a long long time such a long time

And now I'm ready to lay it on the line

Wow

You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide open wide

Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind what's on my mind

A gift real special so take off the top take a look inside

It's my dick in a box it's in a box

Not gonna get you a diamond ring

That sort of gift don't mean anything

Not gonna get you a fancy car

Girl ya gotta know you're my shinin' star

Not gonna get you a house in the hills

A girl like you needs somethin' real

Wanna get you somethin' from the heart somethin' special girl

It's my dick in a box my dick in a box babe

It's my dick in a box ooh, my dick in a box girl

See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' and I got just the one

Somethin' to show ya that you are second to none

To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress

It's easy to do just follow these steps

One

Cut a hole in a box

Two

Put your junk in that box

Three

Make her open the box

And that's the way you do it

It's my dick in a box

My dick in a box babe

It's my dick in a box

Ooh

My dick in a box girl

Christmas

Dick in a box

Hanukkah

Dick in a box

Kwanzaa

A dick in a box

Every single holiday a dick in a box

Over at your parents' house a dick in a box

Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box

Backstage at the CMA's a dick in a box yeah

My dick in a box

My dick in a box

My dick in a box